Random Pokemon Meme

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I got tagged by :icontdraichu:

Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/ 
(Switch to "All Regions" and "1") 
Only one Pokemon per question. Tag one or more people when you are finished.

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.

Growlithe
I bet he's a loyal one too. =P

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion. 
Watchog
He's always watching me... staring... the pressure! o_o

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Maractus
It IS my science project. :XD:

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you
Ferrothorn
That's... legitimately scary. O_o;

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Politoed
....I am unhappy about this. =I

6.This Pokémon is your boyfriend/ girlfriend.
Rufflet
Seems a little young, but I do like feathers...

7. This Pokémon is your ex
Phione
I broke up with it because things got weird... and it wouldn't tell me its gender. =I

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Vanilluxe
So that's why I've been so cold lately.

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Litleo
:iconburningplz:
:icongo-on-plz: Well...

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake
Honchkrow
:iconconfoundyouplz: I shall have vengeance!

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Lilligant
I... don't have anything witty for a flower in my bed. =O

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Klinklang
Banged and klanged, she said it got her gears turning! Hur hur hur! X3

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Vanillish
My bodies not ready for that level of blue balls. =I

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Sigilyph
And I'll do it again! Kill it with fire! DX

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Hippopotas
We take life slow... hippos are cool.

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Fletchling
...okay...

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Cinccino
CHINCHILLA! EEEEE! MUST SNUGGLE FOREVER! =3

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Mesprit
It uses the tools with it's mind. *Shivers*

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Tangela
I dream about tentacles in the form of vines. My dreams are filled with... pretty good hentai. lD

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Vivillon
Get out. =I

I don't think I'm going to tag anyone because I don't know anyone who would actually want to do this that hasn't already been tagged, lol. I hope you guys got at least a chuckle out of this. Wish I got better results on a couple, for better jokes at least. XP
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Sigliyph will say your lifenone day!